HORSE HOOVES NO MORE

Why are the girlies still wearing hooves?! Trust me horse girls, it’s hard enough as it is to get a date in London (and that’s coming from a formal saddle sister, well kinda…I rode a horse once and got bucked, which ended my career in dressage). Rest assured, I wasn’t the princess on the playground galloping around and neighing at the boys (we all know at least one girl who did, don’t we)?

It’s giving the same energy as beach shoes and trust me, we all at one point were that kid who wore a rash guard, mineral sun cream, and those heinous diving goggles. Do we miss childhood that much that we needed to reinvent the ballet flat? I sure don’t miss childhood that much but that might actually be because my ballet teacher told my class that our parents weren’t gonna pick us up if our plies weren’t properly done. Helena was never seen at the studio again.

If I see you on the streets wearing horse hooves as shoes, do you want me to neigh? Drop your comment below on what you think about these shoes and which trends you want me to offer up for one of Helena’s Hot Hates.